CHANEY, not Cheney...

So many people were thrilled at the thought of Dick Cheney retiring, but alas, it's just Temple coach John Chaney. ..which is ironic, because people think of Chaney as being a nicer, kinder version of Cheney. They're actually quite similar - they issue a lot of threats and start fights...I guess the real difference is that Chaney can actually back it up...awwwww yeeeeeahhhhh...no, you didn't just say that!?!...

Anyway, here's a great article that details not only Chaney's various death-threats and fisticuffs, but also his dedication to college basketball.